Don't try redbull it doesn't work on em already tried

Don’t underestimate this guy I tamed one and it killed a sarco

I was so scared bro went god mode 😨

So I see a lot of stories about dodos and whatnot and they usually say “I died by a alpha raptor and I respawned and saw my dodo next to a dead alpha raptor” and I’m like bro that has gotta be one jacked dodo like bro that is near impossible so if I said my lvl 1 dodo killed a level 150 alpha Rex would people believe me?

You can get them sick and unleash them on a base and get everyone sick !

You will need 999999999999 alpha Rex’s to kill ONE

Dude what are you doing here acting dumb because u wanna tame the weakest dino in ark lol

(no offense)

IRONY I had at the very start of the game a dodo and I died by a raptor and never saw him again until like day 150 and he was sitting there right next to my house so I bring him home and……BOOM! A bro to got hit by my wooden spikes and it got angry and wiped its tale at me and my dodo and the dodo died but not me. Not even a day after I found him again he dies.

Cutest little thing on the beach… but wait… is that a sinister smile behind the beak??

The most dangerous Dino of all the… DODO it can run faster then a lv

1029384756 person an it will kill you!!!

Name it Dodorex so you can tell your friends you have a Dodorex

Hello, my name is patsox23 you killed my dodo. Prepare to die! -me proud rider of Delta to Dilo

To the tune of "Lion Sleeps Tonight":

On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo walks today.

On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo wlaks today.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY

Punch the dodo, the weird, small dodo, right upside the head.

Then feed him berries, some mejoberries, and then he'll be your pet.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY

Dedicated to those who still value the dodos.

Me:want to join me for dinner

Dodo:what are we having

Me:your dodo meat

Dodo:can my friend come

Me:sure

Dodo:let me introduce you to dodorex I mean Dodo

Me:hi

Dodorex:hi

Dodo:eat him

Game:you died to a lvl 150 dodorex

I named a dodo palestine and israel and i made them 2 fight my dodo named palestine won and i gave palestine israel meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (not to offend people who live or died in these countries)

tribe mate: man i hate that guy.

Me: i have idea……

*tames dodo and put C4 detonator on it and goes to guys house*

Me: here a present!

Guy they don’t like: thanks!

*when puts dodo inside*

Me: now shove this down ya throat. *beep*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Tribemate: at least he is gone and we can loot him.

I fought against a giga with all my animals. But my dodo ran away… he’s just a chicken.

Papyrus: SAAAANS! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND IN STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! *distorted nyeh-heh-hehs*

Sans: i snorted a suitcase full of Pepsi

High Papyrus: *stares in cocaine*

why do baby and juvenile ones give better meat

this dinosaur can kill a max level giga while level 1m

Me: Hey dodo where are your cousins

Dodo: why do you ask

Me: I want chicken nuggets and wings