Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
IRONY I had at the very start of the game a dodo and I died by a raptor and never saw him again until like day 150 and he was sitting there right next to my house so I bring him home and……BOOM! A bro to got hit by my wooden spikes and it got angry and wiped its tale at me and my dodo and the dodo died but not me. Not even a day after I found him again he dies.
To the tune of "Lion Sleeps Tonight":
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo walks today.
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo wlaks today.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY
Punch the dodo, the weird, small dodo, right upside the head.
Then feed him berries, some mejoberries, and then he'll be your pet.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY
Dedicated to those who still value the dodos.