tribe mate: man i hate that guy.

Me: i have idea……

*tames dodo and put C4 detonator on it and goes to guys house*

Me: here a present!

Guy they don’t like: thanks!

*when puts dodo inside*

Me: now shove this down ya throat. *beep*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Tribemate: at least he is gone and we can loot him.

I fought against a giga with all my animals. But my dodo ran away… he’s just a chicken.

Papyrus: SAAAANS! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND IN STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! *distorted nyeh-heh-hehs*

Sans: i snorted a suitcase full of Pepsi

High Papyrus: *stares in cocaine*

why do baby and juvenile ones give better meat

this dinosaur can kill a max level giga while level 1m

Me: Hey dodo where are your cousins

Dodo: why do you ask

Me: I want chicken nuggets and wings

You will need 999999999999 alpha Rex’s to kill ONE

Dude what are you doing here acting dumb because u wanna tame the weakest dino in ark lol

(no offense)

IRONY I had at the very start of the game a dodo and I died by a raptor and never saw him again until like day 150 and he was sitting there right next to my house so I bring him home and……BOOM! A bro to got hit by my wooden spikes and it got angry and wiped its tale at me and my dodo and the dodo died but not me. Not even a day after I found him again he dies.

Cutest little thing on the beach… but wait… is that a sinister smile behind the beak??

The most dangerous Dino of all the… DODO it can run faster then a lv

1029384756 person an it will kill you!!!

...And people wonder how they went extinct...

Hello, my name is patsox23 you killed my dodo. Prepare to die! -me proud rider of Delta to Dilo

To the tune of "Lion Sleeps Tonight":

On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo walks today.

On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo wlaks today.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY

Punch the dodo, the weird, small dodo, right upside the head.

Then feed him berries, some mejoberries, and then he'll be your pet.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY

Dedicated to those who still value the dodos.

Fiercest creature in ark, killed me many times when I started... Avoid

Up the damage and health to a million and it will become the ultimate weapon.

Dodo bird is one of the best creatures in the game I highly doubt any of you are worthy of this amazing creature lol

My first tame was a diplo

A helpful tip should include a few more words...

I TAMED EVERY SINGLE ONE BUT GOT THEM ALL KILLED BY TWO ALLOS

warning Do Not Feed to spinosaurs with mega rabies