Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So I see a lot of stories about dodos and whatnot and they usually say “I…

So I see a lot of stories about dodos and whatnot and they usually say “I died by a alpha raptor and I respawned and saw my dodo next to a dead alpha raptor” and I’m like bro that has gotta be one jacked dodo like bro that is near impossible so if I said my lvl 1 dodo killed a level 150 alpha Rex would people believe me?
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...