Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
To the tune of "Lion Sleeps Tonight": On the shoreline, the endless…

To the tune of "Lion Sleeps Tonight":
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo walks today.
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo wlaks today.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY
Punch the dodo, the weird, small dodo, right upside the head.
Then feed him berries, some mejoberries, and then he'll be your pet.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY
Dedicated to those who still value the dodos.
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...