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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tame a pack of em and you have a magnificent sight of death right behind u. I should know, my dire wolf names Red Sox had 4 or more following her everywhere! From a good distance looking from the side, graceful animals running through the snow, but from the front, u only see a mass of teeth ready to tear your flesh into shreds. For those in front of me: RUN.
So you see I was with my Direwolf pack )
(A pack of five) but then I saw a thyla I want it so I put my wolves on stop and tamed the thyla but we I got back I found out….my direwolves were on mating to mate so two were gestated yaay(sarcasm) I HATE THIS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL
bye as always
Arrrooww
-winterwolf3
So i made a direwolf trap in the snowy tundra so i could tame direwolves and then take them home...
and i got enough.
And then i found a good level direwolf. I said just one more...
And as im waiting for the hunger to go down theres another. I say just one more...
Im taking the new direwolves home and find another. Just one more...
Exploring the map looking for a quetzal, enters snowy tundra and finds another good level direwolf. Just ONE more...
So now i have 19. So now im just gonna get O N E more to make it 20... just one...