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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why dose is it called DireWolf because it has a dire to kill you
Roses are red
violets are blue
If you see a pack
Don’t stop to have a snack
As they will be coming
Coming straight for you
-Wolf (I’m are trying to tame them on switch with my fried Sakura. I’m going to school now bye bye)
I tamed one on day 5 on hard difficulty because they don’t need a saddle, can be bolad( or however u spell it) a lvl 60 I tamed one with raw prime( like 20 minutes) and it came out lvl 100 with 1200 hp and like 200 damage
Take so u can see this beast in action ( DO NOT BRING INTO WATER A LVL 10000000000000000000 WILL PROBOBLY BE MURDERED BY LIKE A LVL 1 SARCO)
So I usually spend my time in fjordur, in the savanna portal map, so I go exploring with my wolf Sven and there is a cliff with the blue forest and I see a shadow mane down there, it starts to jump, looking like it might make it and I’m like oh sh- and then it face plants right into the wall of the cliff and I’m like well let’s go before he remembers he can teleport 😂😂😂