Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Tame a pack of em and you have a magnificent sight of death right behind u. I should know, my dire wolf names Red Sox had 4 or more following her everywhere! From a good distance looking from the side, graceful animals running through the snow, but from the front, u only see a mass of teeth ready to tear your flesh into shreds. For those in front of me: RUN.
More Direwolf Funny Tips
Roses are red violets are blue if you hear a howl you are wolf stew
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
It's like a wolf, but dire
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
Wellβ¦letβs say I didnβt know they came in packsβ¦
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He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like βoh look a dog letβs take him in and look after himβ
Ark players be like βoh look a dog letβs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatβ
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.