I have 14 dire wolves and everyone on my sever died from my 14 dire wolves. Their names are: Katie, Daneil, Danny, and Mary. That’s all I can name

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly he come in a death pacc

How a noob dies

Pro:hey (name) there’s a-

Noob:A PUPPY!

Pro:well not exa-

Noob:land! Land! So we can pet it

*Pro lands the quets*

Noob:aw what a cute puppy

Pro:it’s not a-

Noob:aw it’s howling

Pro:I’m outa here

Noob gets devoured by “puppy’s”

Red dog on steroids

Wait, are Scooby snacks made from Carno kibble? Wow, Scooby and shaggy are now in dire need of a doctor.

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I’ll leave now...

I tamed a Direwolf took 6 minutes to name it as soon as I was done, a pack of other dire wolves killed it. FUN

Me: *sees a pack while riding a argy, snatches one from the pack so I can bring it to my tameing pen* SISTEEERRRR SNATCHED

Gigas are doom

Dodos are noob

When they howl

You will be screwed

Me and my friend got one of these and we had it for like 2 hours and then a level 96 came and killed her in front of us it was traumatic day

Roses are red violets are blue I wish theese didn’t try to kill you

My new doggo.will always look after my doggo.

Hey My Readers Im just letting you know im moving my story -A Dire Challenge- To the Story section. So dont miss out just wanted to let you all know. Enjoy and have a great rest of the week ill be doing the next chapter in a few days!

Real Men Tame This Floof With Fists , Narcoberries And Cooked Fish Meat , I Dare Anyone To Do This , The Ultimate Waste Of Your Time

Imagine that thing on a mountain and going aroooo

Yelling in the night basically remind you of whale sounds.

I have 9 of this and made them a dog house and put a sign out side sayang "K-9" squad barracks. They are soft ang i cuddle em everytime i go out side my house in canada....

Wait hol-

A new song for wolves to sing:

“Oh my dog”

“Oh dog john”

“Oh dog johnson”

“Oh dog piano”

“Why dog eyes glow”

“All the live long day”

“Oh long dog johnson”

“All the live long day”

I have literally no idea what I just wrote. Im tired and bored. Soooooooooooo… if you liked it, cool😄 if not, well… just pretend you never saw this weirdness😅

Noob: oh look puppy

*dire wolf howls*

Noob: awwwww so cute

*more dire wolfs show up

Noob: awwwwww it ur pack

Noob: wait what are you doing? WHY ARE YOU DASHING TWOARDS ME-

Stupid Ark Noob was killed by dire wolf.

Whistle, whistle* Wait, is this a dog . . . ?

You can’t carry a wild one back to your base without getting your Argy’s ass all wounded

One is slightly scary

Two is a challenge

Three is deadly

Four is Terrifying

Five is lethal

Six is suicide

Seven is hell

Eight is way too many

Nine is instant death

Ten is Satin himself