I met one that my dad's freind tamed...

His name was terry

I once tamed a wolf I gave him glasses and I realised he is now Super Woof

This big fluffy doggo will be your friend if you make it sleep with electric pods/tranq arrows and feed it steak.

Aww shiz here we go again.......

I need one to take two to take tree

It is a wolf.

Teh prottec he attacc but most importantly he howl with hack

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!!

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!

When I was playing rag I kept pooping soooooo much I think I pooped about one thousand times.

I’m currently trying to tame a R dire wolf in gen 2 and I’m surrounded by Raptors, trexs, other dire wolfs, help

As my idiot self would say, ‘take them all on, we got this!’ Only to find myself running for my life a few seconds later.

You never have to outrun the creature itself........................

You just gotta outrun ur teammate

It’s all fun and games until he calls his buddies.

Me: hi wolves’ dire wolves: will you give me food or I eat you

Houllllllllll the rex away in the treetop

One is cute two is danger three is deadly four is hell five is death six is just more then deth seven is satin eight is worse then satin

Me sees a dire wolf “ahhhhhhh dear god help me” then I forgot I had cheats on and I was like am I dumb or what then I try to tame it and it dries form argintavis then I’m like why I kill it and then a rex comeing to try to kill. Me

Me: not realizing that babies are needy

Baby wolf : Needs stego cibble

Me: WT FRICK ?!

Going to the island snow biome:

Pro: I’m looking to tame a yurt or two for the obelisk

Direwolf: ya sure?

Pro: what...

Pro (lvl50) was killed by a wild direwolf lvl 100

Wild dire wolves=death tamed dire wolves=more death