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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2018-09-16T01:05:12+00:00

I knocked out a dire wolf then as soon as it finished taming the rest of the pack came along. R.I.P.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-12T22:28:27+00:00

Me: not realizing that babies are needy

Baby wolf : Needs stego cibble

Me: WT FRICK ?!

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-09T14:37:48+00:00

Going to the island snow biome:

Pro: I’m looking to tame a yurt or two for the obelisk

Direwolf: ya sure?

Pro: what...

Pro (lvl50) was killed by a wild direwolf lvl 100

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-07T01:25:08+00:00

Wild dire wolves=death tamed dire wolves=more death

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-20T18:26:17+00:00

Me: hooo look a cute puppy in the snow!

DireWolf: huuuuu?

Me: come here puppy!

DireWolf: ummm...what do i do???

Me: gose to puppy

DireWolf: ima gonna get yaaa!

Me: hooo we gonna be besties!

DireWolf: runs away

Me: chases the puppy

DireWolf: go away!

Me: hooo big puppy!!!

DireWolf: jumpes into water

Me: aww byee puppy

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-22T00:57:53+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly:

He is a doggo that is on crack

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-22T04:42:14+00:00

I want to tame dire wolf but im only level 80!i still don’t have blue print for salad so why bother taming something u canny ride.

“Me desiring to tame any way”it doesn’t need a salad!? Wait that’s illegal!

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-27T08:11:07+00:00

He protecc

He attack

But most importantly

You are his snacc

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-03T20:13:43+00:00

Me: lands anywhere in the snow Dire woofs: Hoooowl!!!! ONG IZ A HUMAN! Me:gets swarmed by woofers, “I don’t want to deal with it right now,” Dire Woofs: come to give me 1,999,999,990 teeth’s and toungs My OP Wyvern: 1 shots all of them Dire Woofs: repeat 5 mins later

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-02-21T16:57:44+00:00

It best doggo

SCREW YOU MOSCHOPS

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-14T14:41:05+00:00

It is a wolf.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-30T14:25:07+00:00

Teh prottec he attacc but most importantly he howl with hack

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-27T21:22:19+00:00

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!!

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-27T01:38:07+00:00

When I was playing rag I kept pooping soooooo much I think I pooped about one thousand times.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-06T22:25:17+00:00

I’m currently trying to tame a R dire wolf in gen 2 and I’m surrounded by Raptors, trexs, other dire wolfs, help

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-20T14:21:30+00:00

As my idiot self would say, ‘take them all on, we got this!’ Only to find myself running for my life a few seconds later.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-20T09:37:34+00:00

You never have to outrun the creature itself........................

You just gotta outrun ur teammate

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-19T19:21:56+00:00

It’s all fun and games until he calls his buddies.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-10T20:51:36+00:00

Me: hi wolves’ dire wolves: will you give me food or I eat you

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-11T12:53:03+00:00

Houllllllllll the rex away in the treetop