Me: hooo look a cute puppy in the snow!

DireWolf: huuuuu?

Me: come here puppy!

DireWolf: ummm...what do i do???

Me: gose to puppy

DireWolf: ima gonna get yaaa!

Me: hooo we gonna be besties!

DireWolf: runs away

Me: chases the puppy

DireWolf: go away!

Me: hooo big puppy!!!

DireWolf: jumpes into water

Me: aww byee puppy