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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw a whole pack of these runnin towards me. I tried to run but there was a Rex in the way. I grab a pump action I stole and face the fiends head on. I died immediately. But I went back anyway and lobbed a grenade at em and he’d lots of meat to eat later :> I was a level 5 at the time.
I was playing ark with my friend and I saw a cute fluffy wolf. I course I walked up to it and I chased my to new yours! I screamed like I girl and I’m a man. Then my friend decides to tell me after I die that you should never walk up to a cute Dino without knowing that it is dangerous even firewood once you find one and it chases you you might as well expect your death.