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Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.

We got a wolf (I’m the guy with the strongest wolves breed policy) and I left it and came back 4 hours later and it was basically starving to death

Less than 2 minutes later it’s dead.

I’m not meant to be a father

Spinos are death

Dodos are noob

If u hear them howl

U ARE SCREWED

They say if you howl, your screwed.

We tamed three of these.

At a time.

also we have a whole bloodline for royals hehe

taming ur yuty

you:*hears howl*

Also you:no f***ing s*** im so screwed*looks at yuty*

the yuty wakes up

you: YES SAVE ME

yuty dies to direwolves

you:*****

There is only one way to escape a direwolf pack:

Jump off the nearest cliff and hope you remembered a parachute.

Joke/Story:

I once was lvl 50 and went to brave the ARKTIC.

I tamed an Argy.

I tamed an Anky.

I tried to tame a wolf;

1st try: Almost dies because I accidently hit a mammoth

2nd try: 7 Wolves started teaming on me

3rd try: TAMED!!! *3 min later* Lightning (DireWolf) Lvl…

I have a friend he really loves allows and direwolves and foxes he will remain anonymous if u see this bud here’s my name DragonKing1 that only u will know

Me:This thing dont need a saddle?

Others:wait thats ill-

Me: if u forcetame anything ridable, than u dont need a saddle. nothing needs a saddle

One day I log into my server.., it’s calm, peaceful.. the paracerathariums are just chillin, no dramas.... I turn around...

Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CREEPY CLOWN DOIN IN MY BASE!?

My tribemate Zane: It’s just Moon (our wolf)

Also me: *looks at another angle* Oh it is…

I got a Daly quest and I refused to do it kill 20 dire wolves I physically can’t I will not kill them because I own to many and that would just feel wrong killing a creature that I have so many of and there hard to kill on my sever all of them would be ove 300 so it almost…

1.I find a dire wolf 2. I tame it 3. I put in a cage and let it wander 4. gets out 😑 5. I Scream WWHYYYY DUDE!!!!!

HOW ARE THEY NOT NERFED ON SWITCH YET???

I’m not angry about this, as I’m writing this a level 90 doggo is nearing 100 tame

To the trollers trying to make people have a bad day damn you, you dont walk up to these guys and pet them and the ones with clouds are alpha of the pack which are about 50% stronger than the rest of the pack second u knock em out they aint passive tames and third if u dont…