Me have a pup it will not stop following me! Help
Direwolf

Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
We got a wolf (I’m the guy with the strongest wolves breed policy) and I left it and came back 4 hours later and it was basically starving to death
Less than 2 minutes later it’s dead.
I’m not meant to be a father
Name it rash if it bit your ass
I learned the hard way that they don't want to be huged
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them howl
U ARE SCREWED
They say if you howl, your screwed.
We tamed three of these.
At a time.
also we have a whole bloodline for royals hehe
They are cute as hekk
I have a serious problem lol
There pups are bigger and cuter than normal wolf pups
taming ur yuty
you:*hears howl*
Also you:no f***ing s*** im so screwed*looks at yuty*
the yuty wakes up
you: YES SAVE ME
yuty dies to direwolves
you:*****
There is only one way to escape a direwolf pack:
Jump off the nearest cliff and hope you remembered a parachute.
Joke/Story:
I once was lvl 50 and went to brave the ARKTIC.
I tamed an Argy.
I tamed an Anky.
I tried to tame a wolf;
1st try: Almost dies because I accidently hit a mammoth
2nd try: 7 Wolves started teaming on me
3rd try: TAMED!!! *3 min later* Lightning (DireWolf) Lvl…
Joke/Story:
I once was lvl 50 and went to brave the ARKTIC.
I tamed an Argy.
I tamed an Anky.
I tried to tame a wolf;
1st try: Almost dies because I accidently hit a mammoth
2nd try: 7 Wolves started teaming on me
3rd try: TAMED!!! *3 min later* Lightning (DireWolf) Lvl 34 Killed by: DireWolf Lvl 53.
*rage quits*
I hope you have a good dire🍟🥤
I have a friend he really loves allows and direwolves and foxes he will remain anonymous if u see this bud here’s my name DragonKing1 that only u will know
Me:This thing dont need a saddle?
Others:wait thats ill-
Me: if u forcetame anything ridable, than u dont need a saddle. nothing needs a saddle
Doggo love
Doggo slobber
Doggo eat yo face in one bite
One day I log into my server.., it’s calm, peaceful.. the paracerathariums are just chillin, no dramas.... I turn around...
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CREEPY CLOWN DOIN IN MY BASE!?
My tribemate Zane: It’s just Moon (our wolf)
Also me: *looks at another angle* Oh it is…
One day I log into my server.., it’s calm, peaceful.. the paracerathariums are just chillin, no dramas.... I turn around...
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CREEPY CLOWN DOIN IN MY BASE!?
My tribemate Zane: It’s just Moon (our wolf)
Also me: *looks at another angle* Oh it is just Moon ._. * takes clown mask off*
Next day it’s back
I got a Daly quest and I refused to do it kill 20 dire wolves I physically can’t I will not kill them because I own to many and that would just feel wrong killing a creature that I have so many of and there hard to kill on my sever all of them would be ove 300 so it almost…
I got a Daly quest and I refused to do it kill 20 dire wolves I physically can’t I will not kill them because I own to many and that would just feel wrong killing a creature that I have so many of and there hard to kill on my sever all of them would be ove 300 so it almost impossible
1.I find a dire wolf 2. I tame it 3. I put in a cage and let it wander 4. gets out 😑 5. I Scream WWHYYYY DUDE!!!!!
HOW ARE THEY NOT NERFED ON SWITCH YET???
I’m not angry about this, as I’m writing this a level 90 doggo is nearing 100 tame
To the trollers trying to make people have a bad day damn you, you dont walk up to these guys and pet them and the ones with clouds are alpha of the pack which are about 50% stronger than the rest of the pack second u knock em out they aint passive tames and third if u dont…
To the trollers trying to make people have a bad day damn you, you dont walk up to these guys and pet them and the ones with clouds are alpha of the pack which are about 50% stronger than the rest of the pack second u knock em out they aint passive tames and third if u dont wear armor you will likely be dinner and 4th some people have it to where keep inventory is off imagine being deep in snow biome with ur armor off to tame wolf huh u loose ur loot and cannot get it back because you will FREEZE to DEATH so if u are trying to make people have a bad day you are a RETARD