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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
Joke/Story:
I once was lvl 50 and went to brave the ARKTIC.
I tamed an Argy.
I tamed an Anky.
I tried to tame a wolf;
1st try: Almost dies because I accidently hit a mammoth
2nd try: 7 Wolves started teaming on me
3rd try: TAMED!!! *3 min later* Lightning (DireWolf) Lvl 34 Killed by: DireWolf Lvl 53.
*rage quits*
One day I log into my server.., it’s calm, peaceful.. the paracerathariums are just chillin, no dramas.... I turn around...
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CREEPY CLOWN DOIN IN MY BASE!?
My tribemate Zane: It’s just Moon (our wolf)
Also me: *looks at another angle* Oh it is just Moon ._. * takes clown mask off*
Next day it’s back
I got a Daly quest and I refused to do it kill 20 dire wolves I physically can’t I will not kill them because I own to many and that would just feel wrong killing a creature that I have so many of and there hard to kill on my sever all of them would be ove 300 so it almost impossible