There is only one way to escape a direwolf pack:
Jump off the nearest cliff and hope you remembered a parachute.
I give most of them dirt naps wolves are dicks
Me *chillin on my wyvern looking for a place to get off*
Dire wolf: yummy yummy in my tummy
My wyvern: STOP YOU VOILATED THE LAW
Dire wolf: no i didnt
My wvern: FLIP.... uhhhhh
Dire wolf: ima eat your human if thats ok with you
My wyvern: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
*proseeds to eat the dire wolf for trying to hurt his human*
Me: good boi
This on valguro if you wondering
Normal people: sees a wolf and feeds it and pets it.
Ark players: knocks it unconscious and shoves meat and bio toxins down its throat.
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”
Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”
It's like a wolf, but dire
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.