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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just an idea we have three feline creatures Sabers,Thylas, and Shadow mains yet the dire wolf and hyena remain the only 2 K9s so I have 2 ideas 1 a shadow main sized wolf with the ability to tag a creature it wouldn't be able to tell you current location but it could see the pinned creatures foot print similar to gen 2 tracking missions just a thought
Idea 2 a wolf world boss like itsy and bitsy in val possibly a dire wolf that entered a cave then grew to large to leave you can kill it for loot and an artifact these seem like good ideas and this is the only place I could leave it maybe a dev or mod desinger will see it feel free to use the idea
When the land is soaked in blood and tears the wolves of destiny shall come
When the war has lasted twenty years the wolves of destiny shall come
Find the wolf pup of deepest blue, paws of night shall come to you
The largest pup in mountain high will give you the paws of sky
Look for the pup the color of wolf blood, and hidden alone from the rival queens the sand pup awaits unseen
Of three queens the blister, blaze, and burn
Two shall die and one shall learn
If she bows to a fate that’s stronger and higher she’ll have the power of paws of fire
Five pups to open their eyes on brightest night to end the fight…
- slyveevee (in game ark name not real name)
Man I went into the lava cave with my carno mount two dire wolves and raptor, we do great until my raptor dies within 2 mins so we keep going in his honori dismount my carno and the 4 of us slay bugs like a fly swatter UNTIL WE SEE BATS the bats are such jerks man I tell u they start attacking us and my wolf tries to kill one that is flying over lava the wolf dies same thing happened to the other wolf same with my beloved carno they all died chasing bats into lava I rage and I grab my sword and kill every f ing thing I see I find the artifact I grab it I begin to run back to the surface but God damn I touch some lava and my screen got the nerve to say that I wasn't thirsty anymore also u died.... Rip to all those guys I had a killer sword that I lost and I wasn't going back down there to get it