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Man I went into the lava cave with my carno mount two dire wolves and raptor, we do great until my raptor dies within 2 mins so we keep going in his honori dismount my carno and the 4 of us slay bugs like a fly swatter UNTIL WE SEE BATS the bats are such jerks man I tell u they start attacking us and my wolf tries to kill one that is flying over lava the wolf dies same thing happened to the other wolf same with my beloved carno they all died chasing bats into lava I rage and I grab my sword and kill every f ing thing I see I find the artifact I grab it I begin to run back to the surface but God damn I touch some lava and my screen got the nerve to say that I wasn't thirsty anymore also u died.... Rip to all those guys I had a killer sword that I lost and I wasn't going back down there to get it

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