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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-14T19:46:36+00:00

Noob*hears a howl*what is that???

Pro:oh we got to get 9ut of here it's a direwolf

Direwolf:*walks up looking hamrless*

Noob:*petting the direwolf*awww its completely harmle-*dog bites him*AHHHHHH

Pro:*smacks himself in the face*

Direwolf:*eats them both*

Direwolf:HoPe YoU eNjOyEd ByYyY

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-12T18:06:26+00:00

If you make it fast like sonic you will never lose if you get a pack of them

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-24T01:38:31+00:00

(Sees wolf) Run Forest Run!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-13T18:23:36+00:00

My main wolf is lvl 2000. Bro this thing has 10k damage and 300k health Im on mobile so i didn’t even know such things are possible-

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-29T17:05:22+00:00

I wish I could have a pack of them there pups are too cutes even the smol tails

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-08T09:47:44+00:00

On mobile there is a glitch with direwolf and the drog were if you spam the jump button on water you can jump on the water without sinking

-Psytrix

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-25T20:24:10+00:00

Give it a doge skin, make its howl: much prey, very yum. So delish, yum yum. And then its perfect.

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-08T22:17:35+00:00

Dire wolves are so strong that they killed my Griffin

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-02T04:04:18+00:00

wolf:are you peting my head?!

Me:no 😬

Wolf I bite your hand off.

Me:oh bye

Wolf:ha ha

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-25T18:38:33+00:00

How to tame a dire wolf call him/her and good doggie and rip there belly

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-07-20T23:54:53+00:00

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score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-13T04:57:36+00:00

Make one red🌹, One orange🐅One yellow⭐️, One green💚, One blue🦋,One purple💜,and one pink🌸there you have rainbow dogs🙄💅

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-05T00:54:07+00:00

Didn’t know where to put this. Does anyone think 31000% melee is over leveling? This thing does 126k damage XD. -Galaxy-

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-07T16:43:00+00:00

Don’t be a dierwolf be a direwolf

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-14T07:13:24+00:00

Put all stats on mellee then massacre the dodo population

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-18T19:09:47+00:00

Abcdefg

This dude is chasing me

One is gray

One is black

One is trying to steal my shoe

Now I’m running for my life cause now there are five

~ Crystaldragon

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-13T19:47:48+00:00

Hi.

I like these wolves, but seriously, why no foxes?

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-23T03:43:41+00:00

These things follow us everywhere! We first found them in the snow and we ascended to get away... They followed us to Scorched Earth! We ascended from scorched... They followed us to Aberration and evolved into Ravagers. We killed Rockwell to ascend to Extinction where they followed us and... They evolved into Manas. So these follow you everywhere!

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-17T22:30:46+00:00

Dire wolf: CHOMP. -Me: “hello dog trainer this is a dog that must be tamed!!!! Yes- it bit my foot off....” -Dog trainer: hangs up and never comes

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-06-09T14:56:26+00:00

Woof woof woof woof chomp 0w0

:3