If it has low food, primes will make a high level dude
Direwolf
Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
After finding out that wolfs are the best at getting pelt
Never used a ax.
No matter what anyone says these are the goodest bois.
My huskie when i leave him for 1 milisecond
If you see one proceed to put your assault rifle into their mouths, And never stop shooting
how many times is tamed direwolf stronger than wild? Lets calculate it!
1x base 1.5x level bonus 1.6x demage bonus 2x level ups bonus 2x imprit bonus 1.5x howl bonus 3x riden super RPS hold right half screen bonus 3x helmet bonus 4x snow cave direwolf bonus…
Tamed…
how many times is tamed direwolf stronger than wild? Lets calculate it!
1x base 1.5x level bonus 1.6x demage bonus 2x level ups bonus 2x imprit bonus 1.5x howl bonus 3x riden super RPS hold right half screen bonus 3x helmet bonus 4x snow cave direwolf bonus…
Tamed direwolf is more than 500 times more powerfull
On easy difficultly, max lvl. is 30, yeah? You can’t change your singleplayer difficultly on mobile.
Ok, I tamed lvl 116, 173 post tame in my easy singleplayer.
Do you know how? (God console is wrong answer)
If u see one run as far as you can
Picked up one of these today with my argi and smacked it right into my pen. It is easier to tame them like this.
I dare you to put a clown head on it
HOW DO YOU TAME THIS THING?????? I WAS GOING TO TAME A TEK REX THEN I HEAR THERE HOWL OF DOOM AND RAGE QUIT
Turn up poop interval and you gots yourself..... a need for huge litter boxes
If you hear a howl
You better know hes FOWL
You better run from the beast
Before your his feast
He come in a pack
Hide in your shack
He breaks doors
He creaks floors
His pack is big
Bigger than a fig
His pack his chasing
Before you know it your dazing
Hes not…
If you hear a howl
You better know hes FOWL
You better run from the beast
Before your his feast
He come in a pack
Hide in your shack
He breaks doors
He creaks floors
His pack is big
Bigger than a fig
His pack his chasing
Before you know it your dazing
Hes not being your date
Hes got his own mate
Teeth sharper than a knife
He likes to eat your life
He sees farther than your sight
You might escape just might
Bigger than a man
Hes not your fan
Likes to eat meat
Hide under your sheet
Faster than a car
Better grab your bar
His pakc is more than three
Hes ganna say it's me
Hes a meanie
Hes. Reallly keeenie
Direwolf he is (direwolf he is)
-kiraXwolf
My Brother: “Look, a lone wolf. Let’s tame him!”
Me: “Uhh, dude… I don’t think…”
My Brother: “Don’t wimp out, he’s alone.”
Me “I’ll stay on the raft if it’s all the same.”
My Brother: “Fine, he’s mine than.”
My Brother: “Got…
My Brother: “Look, a lone wolf. Let’s tame him!”
Me: “Uhh, dude… I don’t think…”
My Brother: “Don’t wimp out, he’s alone.”
Me “I’ll stay on the raft if it’s all the same.”
My Brother: “Fine, he’s mine than.”
My Brother: “Got him!!!”
My Brother: “Uhh… why’s he glowing?”
Me: “…You’ll be missed bro…”
Moral of the story is that Direwolves are NEVER alone. You just don’t know it until it’s too late. Have a plan and bring backup and make sure your stamina is higher than your backup’s when your plan inevitably goes south.
Noob*hears a howl*what is that???
Pro:oh we got to get 9ut of here it's a direwolf
Direwolf:*walks up looking hamrless*
Noob:*petting the direwolf*awww its completely harmle-*dog bites him*AHHHHHH
Pro:*smacks himself in the face*
Direwolf:*eats them both*
…
Noob*hears a howl*what is that???
Pro:oh we got to get 9ut of here it's a direwolf
Direwolf:*walks up looking hamrless*
Noob:*petting the direwolf*awww its completely harmle-*dog bites him*AHHHHHH
Pro:*smacks himself in the face*
Direwolf:*eats them both*
Direwolf:HoPe YoU eNjOyEd ByYyY
If you make it fast like sonic you will never lose if you get a pack of them
(Sees wolf) Run Forest Run!!!!!
I have a 1500% melee damage and 14 k life in lvl 432 and im looking for alpha anything in map but I can't finde any anymore becouse she killed them all😄😄
Me:Tames one
The dead pack’s friends:"I’m about end this single wolfs life."
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up…
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.