Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you hear a howl
You better know hes FOWL
You better run from the beast
Before your his feast
He come in a pack
Hide in your shack
He breaks doors
He creaks floors
His pack is big
Bigger than a fig
His pack his chasing
Before you know it your dazing
Hes not being your date
Hes got his own mate
Teeth sharper than a knife
He likes to eat your life
He sees farther than your sight
You might escape just might
Bigger than a man
Hes not your fan
Likes to eat meat
Hide under your sheet
Faster than a car
Better grab your bar
His pakc is more than three
Hes ganna say it's me
Hes a meanie
Hes. Reallly keeenie
Direwolf he is (direwolf he is)
-kiraXwolf
More Direwolf Funny Tips
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
It's like a wolf, but dire
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like βoh look a dog letβs take him in and look after himβ
Ark players be like βoh look a dog letβs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatβ
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of theseβ¦
Youβre in a dire situationβ¦
Someone had to say it
Tamed a male and female let them breed with Dino depot for 5 hour now I have 40