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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
how many times is tamed direwolf stronger than wild? Lets calculate it!
1x base 1.5x level bonus 1.6x demage bonus 2x level ups bonus 2x imprit bonus 1.5x howl bonus 3x riden super RPS hold right half screen bonus 3x helmet bonus 4x snow cave direwolf bonus…
Tamed direwolf is more than 500 times more powerfull
If you hear a howl
You better know hes FOWL
You better run from the beast
Before your his feast
He come in a pack
Hide in your shack
He breaks doors
He creaks floors
His pack is big
Bigger than a fig
His pack his chasing
Before you know it your dazing
Hes not being your date
Hes got his own mate
Teeth sharper than a knife
He likes to eat your life
He sees farther than your sight
You might escape just might
Bigger than a man
Hes not your fan
Likes to eat meat
Hide under your sheet
Faster than a car
Better grab your bar
His pakc is more than three
Hes ganna say it's me
Hes a meanie
Hes. Reallly keeenie
Direwolf he is (direwolf he is)
-kiraXwolf
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
My Brother: “Look, a lone wolf. Let’s tame him!”
Me: “Uhh, dude… I don’t think…”
My Brother: “Don’t wimp out, he’s alone.”
Me “I’ll stay on the raft if it’s all the same.”
My Brother: “Fine, he’s mine than.”
My Brother: “Got him!!!”
My Brother: “Uhh… why’s he glowing?”
Me: “…You’ll be missed bro…”
Moral of the story is that Direwolves are NEVER alone. You just don’t know it until it’s too late. Have a plan and bring backup and make sure your stamina is higher than your backup’s when your plan inevitably goes south.