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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-26T03:29:41+00:00

Go on a date with a boy you hate, kick him in the balls with no hesitate. LOL IT RYIMES PERFECTLY 😆😆😆😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-03T13:25:50+00:00

Me: Off to tame a high lvl Rex*

My Pregnant Wolf, Storm: *Gives birth to triplets while I finish taming the Rex

Me: Dude- W h y? I just finished taming and now u do this??

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-05T20:28:38+00:00

I’m in DIRE need of one! I’m working myself...

Down to the bone!

If you get the reference then you’re a legend

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-12T22:57:45+00:00

I GOT A RED AND BLACK MUT YAHOOO 👏

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-07T02:41:34+00:00

If it has low food, primes will make a high level dude

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-23T21:12:48+00:00

I was taming a direwolf in the top left of the island and it decides where to lay down, right next to a pack of allos and a couple saberteeth, so yeah, i gave up.

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-22T02:32:07+00:00

Me and my friends were hunting and this chases us off a cliff and we lost everything but my one friend survived and the dire wolf was a super high level

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-09T20:37:22+00:00

He protecc

He attac

But mostly break your back

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-14T00:33:07+00:00

I was playing and my brother was watching me then this thing attacks me and my brother jumped 🤣😂

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-13T15:42:23+00:00

My huskie when i leave him for 1 milisecond

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-16T14:56:20+00:00

If you see one proceed to put your assault rifle into their mouths, And never stop shooting

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-18T16:57:09+00:00

After finding out that wolfs are the best at getting pelt

Never used a ax.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-26T12:30:21+00:00

This Wolf was in dire need of help

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-26T14:38:32+00:00

how many times is tamed direwolf stronger than wild? Lets calculate it!

1x base 1.5x level bonus 1.6x demage bonus 2x level ups bonus 2x imprit bonus 1.5x howl bonus 3x riden super RPS hold right half screen bonus 3x helmet bonus 4x snow cave direwolf bonus…

Tamed direwolf is more than 500 times more powerfull

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-26T14:29:02+00:00

On easy difficultly, max lvl. is 30, yeah? You can’t change your singleplayer difficultly on mobile.

Ok, I tamed lvl 116, 173 post tame in my easy singleplayer.

Do you know how? (God console is wrong answer)

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2022-03-07T03:09:44+00:00

HOW DO YOU TAME THIS THING?????? I WAS GOING TO TAME A TEK REX THEN I HEAR THERE HOWL OF DOOM AND RAGE QUIT

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2021-05-25T00:49:35+00:00

If u see one run as far as you can

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-17T14:47:45+00:00

Picked up one of these today with my argi and smacked it right into my pen. It is easier to tame them like this.

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-22T18:49:44+00:00

I dare you to put a clown head on it

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-22T17:44:39+00:00

Dilos are knitting silk,

Raptor returns with milk,

A huge mess on Trike,

Then Raptor was killed on sight.

The Pteranodon flew nearby,

And Carno ate with delight,

Arthropleura is death,

No matter what gear is left.

Wolves in packs of 4,

Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,

When Spino stares at you hard,

You know you’ll be discard.