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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you hear a howl
You better know hes FOWL
You better run from the beast
Before your his feast
He come in a pack
Hide in your shack
He breaks doors
He creaks floors
His pack is big
Bigger than a fig
His pack his chasing
Before you know it your dazing
Hes not being your date
Hes got his own mate
Teeth sharper than a knife
He likes to eat your life
He sees farther than your sight
You might escape just might
Bigger than a man
Hes not your fan
Likes to eat meat
Hide under your sheet
Faster than a car
Better grab your bar
His pakc is more than three
Hes ganna say it's me
Hes a meanie
Hes. Reallly keeenie
Direwolf he is (direwolf he is)
-kiraXwolf
My Brother: “Look, a lone wolf. Let’s tame him!”
Me: “Uhh, dude… I don’t think…”
My Brother: “Don’t wimp out, he’s alone.”
Me “I’ll stay on the raft if it’s all the same.”
My Brother: “Fine, he’s mine than.”
My Brother: “Got him!!!”
My Brother: “Uhh… why’s he glowing?”
Me: “…You’ll be missed bro…”
Moral of the story is that Direwolves are NEVER alone. You just don’t know it until it’s too late. Have a plan and bring backup and make sure your stamina is higher than your backup’s when your plan inevitably goes south.
Noob*hears a howl*what is that???
Pro:oh we got to get 9ut of here it's a direwolf
Direwolf:*walks up looking hamrless*
Noob:*petting the direwolf*awww its completely harmle-*dog bites him*AHHHHHH
Pro:*smacks himself in the face*
Direwolf:*eats them both*
Direwolf:HoPe YoU eNjOyEd ByYyY
These things follow us everywhere! We first found them in the snow and we ascended to get away... They followed us to Scorched Earth! We ascended from scorched... They followed us to Aberration and evolved into Ravagers. We killed Rockwell to ascend to Extinction where they followed us and... They evolved into Manas. So these follow you everywhere!