Roses are red
Violets are blue
U see the pacc
U know ur doom

Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
U see the pacc
U know ur doom
Sees pack OMG*gives salute for being badass*le mammoth appears *le wolf howl*mammoth gets destroyed they spot me* I try to whistle argy for getaway giga appears rip Phoenix the argy and me
My wolf jump into the stratosphere -_- I never saw fluf again well until I found his corpse and revived him (on mobile edition)
One dire wolf goes woof
Two goes awooooo
Three together is angry ball of poof
They tear you up at train station
They tear you up at base
Then… your in a dire situation
I will leave now
Roses are red,violets are blue,if you you hear a howl,you are screwed
I was kinda bored so I wanted to tame a whole pack. I was kitting one away at a time to knock and feed so if I would get into trouble I would have one to protect me. FINALY only one was feeding and the rest where awake so I went to get the last one but she bit me and got killed…
I was kinda bored so I wanted to tame a whole pack. I was kitting one away at a time to knock and feed so if I would get into trouble I would have one to protect me. FINALY only one was feeding and the rest where awake so I went to get the last one but she bit me and got killed and eaten by my tames. When I got home I looked at who was female bc I saw a female with my spyglass. They all were males…. The one that got killed was the only female in the pack. Not having any pups now I guess….
Put a red hat on it and call it cappy lol (from Mario)that’s what I named mine
My dodos are super strong and we defeated a pack some how with 3 dodos
Can I pet dat dawg?
No, he’s asleep-
CaN i PeT dAt dAwG?!?
*dies*
I see a level 150 direwolf
PANIK
Have a acendent crossbow
Calm
500 more appears
PANIK
Had one on mobile and put a clown mask on it,now every time I look at it I say WHY Did I do this and now I have a clown murdurer dire wolf
This Wolf was in dire need of help
If you see one your injured
If you see two your dead
If you see more then two or more your done
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He stabs your tames in the bacc
If you hear a howl in the distance it is an approaching pack. There is nothing you can do the best thing is to pray that death comes quickly
This guy has six pack literally
A HELPFULL TIP MUST CONTAIN A FEW MORE WORDS
Roses are red violets are blue if you hear em howl you will be screwed
He acomin to you front step
He goin to say "mep"
He ganna bite your but
He calls himself the mutt
If you hear a howl
Then grab yourself a towel
Rap yourself up
Hide under a cup
Put on a hat
Hide under the mat
Eat some cake
Find out it's fake
The…
He acomin to you front step
He goin to say "mep"
He ganna bite your but
He calls himself the mutt
If you hear a howl
Then grab yourself a towel
Rap yourself up
Hide under a cup
Put on a hat
Hide under the mat
Eat some cake
Find out it's fake
The weird rap of direwolfs
They spawn right on my base door frame
If you see a pack. You'll become their snack. Cause if you run. watching you,will be fun. They come in hot in packs of alot. On thier four,around your four. You'll be good as dead like dodo standing next to a mech.