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Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.

Sees pack OMG*gives salute for being badass*le mammoth appears *le wolf howl*mammoth gets destroyed they spot me* I try to whistle argy for getaway giga appears rip Phoenix the argy and me

My wolf jump into the stratosphere -_- I never saw fluf again well until I found his corpse and revived him (on mobile edition)

One dire wolf goes woof

Two goes awooooo

Three together is angry ball of poof

They tear you up at train station

They tear you up at base

Then… your in a dire situation

I will leave now

Roses are red,violets are blue,if you you hear a howl,you are screwed

I was kinda bored so I wanted to tame a whole pack. I was kitting one away at a time to knock and feed so if I would get into trouble I would have one to protect me. FINALY only one was feeding and the rest where awake so I went to get the last one but she bit me and got killed…

Put a red hat on it and call it cappy lol (from Mario)that’s what I named mine

My dodos are super strong and we defeated a pack some how with 3 dodos

Can I pet dat dawg?

No, he’s asleep-

CaN i PeT dAt dAwG?!?

*dies*

I see a level 150 direwolf

PANIK

Have a acendent crossbow

Calm

500 more appears

PANIK

Had one on mobile and put a clown mask on it,now every time I look at it I say WHY Did I do this and now I have a clown murdurer dire wolf

If you see one your injured

If you see two your dead

If you see more then two or more your done

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He stabs your tames in the bacc

If you hear a howl in the distance it is an approaching pack. There is nothing you can do the best thing is to pray that death comes quickly

This guy has six pack literally

A HELPFULL TIP MUST CONTAIN A FEW MORE WORDS

Roses are red violets are blue if you hear em howl you will be screwed

He acomin to you front step

He goin to say "mep"

He ganna bite your but

He calls himself the mutt

If you hear a howl

Then grab yourself a towel

Rap yourself up

Hide under a cup

Put on a hat

Hide under the mat

Eat some cake

Find out it's fake

The…

If you see a pack. You'll become their snack. Cause if you run. watching you,will be fun. They come in hot in packs of alot. On thier four,around your four. You'll be good as dead like dodo standing next to a mech.