Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
He acomin to you front step
He goin to say "mep"
He ganna bite your but
He calls himself the mutt
If you hear a howl
Then grab yourself a towel
Rap yourself up
Hide under a cup
Put on a hat
Hide under the mat
Eat some cake
Find out it's fake
The weird rap of direwolfs
More Direwolf Funny Tips
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
It's like a wolf, but dire
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like βoh look a dog letβs take him in and look after himβ
Ark players be like βoh look a dog letβs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatβ
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of theseβ¦
Youβre in a dire situationβ¦
Someone had to say it
Tamed a male and female let them breed with Dino depot for 5 hour now I have 40