Had one on mobile and put a clown mask on it,now every time I look at it I say…
Had one on mobile and put a clown mask on it,now every time I look at it I say WHY Did I do this and now I have a clown murdurer dire wolf
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Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
It's like a wolf, but dire
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like โoh look a dog letโs take him in and look after himโ
Ark players be like โoh look a dog letโs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatโ
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of theseโฆ
Youโre in a dire situationโฆ
Someone had to say it
These jokes using dire are so bad that I need some assistance... dire assistance
Iโll take myself out