Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you go down in the woods today your in for a big suprise
If you go into the woods today you better go in disguise
If you go down to the woods today you'll better bring friends
If you go down to the woods today you will surely end.
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ