Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you go down in the woods today your in for a big suprise
If you go into the woods today you better go in disguise
If you go down to the woods today you'll better bring friends
If you go down to the woods today you will surely end.
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
The pic looks like it crying.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Itβs a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?π
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR