If you go down in the woods today your in for a big suprise
If you go into the woods today you better go in disguise
If you go down to the woods today you'll better bring friends
If you go down to the woods today you will surely end.
Its like a bear, only dire.
The pic looks like it crying.
Is it a bear,a dire bear,no it’s a super buff beaver that got its tail chopped off and now wants revenge.
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong