Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

Its like a bear, only dire.

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Jhonny:hey um jef

Jef:yea

Jhonny:why do you have a bear?

Jef:him he's named winnie the pooh and also he doesn't play around

Jhonny:heh?

Winnie the pooh:ra ra b#tch

Jhonny:..........dang......he knows some words

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

oh my goodness... it’s bobby bearhug