Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

Its like a bear, only dire.

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

Jhonny:hey um jef

Jef:yea

Jhonny:why do you have a bear?

Jef:him he's named winnie the pooh and also he doesn't play around

Jhonny:heh?

Winnie the pooh:ra ra b#tch

Jhonny:..........dang......he knows some words

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

oh my goodness... it’s bobby bearhug