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Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;

Twelve redwood Archys,

Eleven Max out Argys,

Ten Rhinos Woolly,

Nine Otter Cuties,

Eight deadly Bary,

Seven killer Yeti,

Six Rainbow Unis,

Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,

Four Firey Noctis,

Three Dire…

I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with…

Here’s a great idea.

Get a swarm of 5000 of these cute little demonic sky chickens, AND RULE ALL OF ARK WITH AN OP SWARM OF CRAZY DEATH AND NIGHTMARES SO EVERYTHING ELSE CAN DIE

Was that too crazy?

Me: what a nice day *sips tea*

Dimorphodon: *takes tea*

Me: *slaps dimorph*

Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*

Me: *runs to base*

3 days later

Me: I-it’s been 3 d-days and I’m running out of…

You don’t know what fear is until you accidentally hit one of these and see another 10 coming at you and your dodo

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying compy? NO it’s the flying Dino which my lvl 150+ spino kills and the dead body flys from the island all the way to genesis!

To the guy who said he watched these sky chickens kill a rex

Same

Seems to be the best swarm attack animal. Where insects have poison, these little buggers have health and damage. 10+ = moving blender

Wildcard: so we made a prehistoric parrot that is found on beaches!

Me: oh I think I'll get one.

Human level 10 was killed by dimorphodon lvl 5

DO NOT HIT THE PIGEON!! I REPEAT DO NOT HIT IT!!!!!!!!!😬😬😬

I don’t know what you are.

I don’t know why your here.

But please go extinct.

Dimorphodons, you may think of them as punny little birds but try fending off a 100 of them all with +5000 health... Trust me I've done it to so many people it's not funny

The Swarm is coming...

And they will eat you armou right off you

How to rule the server

1) Get Max level Giga

2) Get 2 of these buggers

3) Breed 30 Lv 1 Billion of them

4) Set them on follow riding Giga

5) Go mass raiding on Giga

Noob: punches a dymorphidon

The game: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF