Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
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POV accidentally punched one:
First thing first imma, oh no I punched that poor guy
Wait there’s a thousand of them after me
Ooooooooh ooh a thousand after me
Ooooooh ooh second things second gonna hide right under my giga wait what they just instant killed my giga
Hoooooowwwwwww instant killed my giga hooooowwwww
I ran for my life
Ran straight to my how
But they ripped throught the thatch
And evaporated my dodo
But I’ll run and I’ll run and I’ll run
Knowing they’ll never catch me
Wait never mind I’m. DEAD.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;
Twelve redwood Archys,
Eleven Max out Argys,
Ten Rhinos Woolly,
Nine Otter Cuties,
Eight deadly Bary,
Seven killer Yeti,
Six Rainbow Unis,
Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,
Four Firey Noctis,
Three Dire bears,
AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!
-Endermoon ;)
I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.
Me: what a nice day *sips tea*
Dimorphodon: *takes tea*
Me: *slaps dimorph*
Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*
Me: *runs to base*
3 days later
Me: I-it’s been 3 d-days and I’m running out of food, t-they won’t leave and I think it’s the end... *sound of door breaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-💀