Amaraberries are red

Azulaberries are blue

This is deadly

But also super cute

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tribe mate sent to meeeeee;

Twelve redwood Archys,

Eleven Max out Argys,

Ten Rhinos Woolly,

Nine Otter Cuties,

Eight deadly Bary,

Seven killer Yeti,

Six Rainbow Unis,

Fiiive, gooold, Eeeeels,

Four Firey Noctis,

Three Dire bears,

AND AN ARMY OF DIMORPHODOOOOON!!!!

-Endermoon ;)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This thing is deadly

But also super cute

Here’s a great idea.

Get a swarm of 5000 of these cute little demonic sky chickens, AND RULE ALL OF ARK WITH AN OP SWARM OF CRAZY DEATH AND NIGHTMARES SO EVERYTHING ELSE CAN DIE

Was that too crazy?

Me: what a nice day *sips tea*

Dimorphodon: *takes tea*

Me: *slaps dimorph*

Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*

Me: *runs to base*

3 days later

Me: I-it’s been 3 d-days and I’m running out of food, t-they won’t leave and I think it’s the end... *sound of door breaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-💀

Everyone lost island is free and 1⁰00000000000x better than the IsLaNd like it's like amazing but lost island is supercalafragalisticexbealadocios yes I am MaRy PoPiNS

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying compy? NO it’s the flying Dino which my lvl 150+ spino kills and the dead body flys from the island all the way to genesis!

You don’t know what fear is until you accidentally hit one of these and see another 10 coming at you and your dodo

Deadlier than one would expect