Deck the halls with bad ideas fa la la la la la la la la smack the dragon watch it scream fa la la la la la la la now the world is blown to pieces fa la la fa la la la la la fa la la aren’t you glad you smacked these demons fa la la la la la la la la
Dimorphodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.
I saw a couple of these mini demons make a spino run full speed away 😂
Any one else remember when one tried to eat Chris Pratt in Jurassic World One? No? Just me?
3 word horror story:
I hit dimorphodons
Never attack one on a Rex it will seek it revenge and kill you cold blooded
Kill it with a rocket launcher. I DARE YOU
An actual tip tame ten of them and rule the island I bred ten white dimorphodons each had 700% attack I killed everything in my way but on my way back home a level 256 spino smacked me and in 2 seconds it was in the sky then disappeared as my army flew down ( I call them flying…
An actual tip tame ten of them and rule the island I bred ten white dimorphodons each had 700% attack I killed everything in my way but on my way back home a level 256 spino smacked me and in 2 seconds it was in the sky then disappeared as my army flew down ( I call them flying angels of justice)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you hit me,
My friends will come after you.
Ark: Survival Scrapmeal Dino’s.
With this guy I made a kite.how to make dimorphodon kite.
Step1.get a cross bow
Step2.use grapples as bullets
Step3.shoot the dimorhodon with grappel
Step4.get a flyer and fly around .
And there’s ure own dimorhopdon kite
My friend once hit it while we were playing ark mobile together(rookie mistake 💀)
Once I saw one of these guys attacking a Rex, I was flying on my argentavis at the time so I stopped to watch. Imagine my awe when I watched that Rex crumple like a tin can in a hydraulic press
I have a lol 206 my hunting partner Kayla I take her out all the time. Well this one time I came across a lvl 150 X-Rex I figured hey I'll tame that guy. Well mistakes were made and the Rex got the better of me. My first thought was oh no Kayla is back there with that Rex.…
I have a lol 206 my hunting partner Kayla I take her out all the time. Well this one time I came across a lvl 150 X-Rex I figured hey I'll tame that guy. Well mistakes were made and the Rex got the better of me. My first thought was oh no Kayla is back there with that Rex. I grab some quick items for defense and run back to where I had died and what do I find. A X-Rex corpse and Kayla sitting on the ground next to it looking up at me like look daddy see what I did. I couldn't stop laughing she is my little Rex killer lol.
Omg this a a storie about my spino and how he died to these guys..
So I was on my thought to be invincible spino and I see a dimorphodon I think oh I can kill that guy so I killed it and suddenly maybe 30 of them come at me and I’m like nothin to serious I run out of stam…
Omg this a a storie about my spino and how he died to these guys..
So I was on my thought to be invincible spino and I see a dimorphodon I think oh I can kill that guy so I killed it and suddenly maybe 30 of them come at me and I’m like nothin to serious I run out of stam and they just keep hitting I also keep hitting but my spino fell asleep and there was still 20 of them left they killed me and then my spino R.I.P his name was spine breaker by the way
Paint it dark blue, try to get a skeleton pattern on it and paint the eyes neon green. You got a Minecraft phantom.
Me:pats dimorphodon
EVERY DIMORPHODON: DIEEEE
me: runs to base
Dimos: Really ur roof isn’t fully don
Me realizing my roof isn’t don: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The birds from the silence.... which idiot opened the cave?!?! You fools you have killed us all!!
Having these are sniper dinos:)
Peck peck,he’ll send you to heck.
-Dog
When knocked out, it’s like Dwaa.