Deck the halls with bad ideas fa la la la la la la la la smack the dragon watch it scream fa la la la la la la la now the world is blown to pieces fa la la fa la la la la la fa la la aren’t you glad you smacked these demons fa la la la la la la la la

Here’s a great idea.

Get a swarm of 5000 of these cute little demonic sky chickens, AND RULE ALL OF ARK WITH AN OP SWARM OF CRAZY DEATH AND NIGHTMARES SO EVERYTHING ELSE CAN DIE

Was that too crazy?

I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.

Me: what a nice day *sips tea*

Dimorphodon: *takes tea*

Me: *slaps dimorph*

Dimorph: HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME!! MY SIBLINGS, I SUMMON THEE *500 dimorphs rise from the earth*

Me: *runs to base*

3 days later

Me: I-it’s been 3 d-days and I’m running out of food, t-they won’t leave and I think it’s the end... *sound of door breaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-💀

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you hit me,

My friends will come after you.

To the guy that said he saw them scare a Spino, same

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying compy? NO it’s the flying Dino which my lvl 150+ spino kills and the dead body flys from the island all the way to genesis!

Deadlier than one would expect

You don’t know what fear is until you accidentally hit one of these and see another 10 coming at you and your dodo