ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a pack of 10+ high level dimorphs that eat brontos and rexes before their corpses can hit the ground, I have them follow me on my argy and when people see the cloud of sky piranhas behind me they give me wide berth as they attack riders directly. If you have a base with a large closed room have these guys follow 1 dino that is passive but set all the dimorphodon on aggressive, no one will want to go into that room.
I have a lol 206 my hunting partner Kayla I take her out all the time. Well this one time I came across a lvl 150 X-Rex I figured hey I'll tame that guy. Well mistakes were made and the Rex got the better of me. My first thought was oh no Kayla is back there with that Rex. I grab some quick items for defense and run back to where I had died and what do I find. A X-Rex corpse and Kayla sitting on the ground next to it looking up at me like look daddy see what I did. I couldn't stop laughing she is my little Rex killer lol.
Here is 2 stupid things I did like the moran I am >:(
1 I was riding my argentavis and it was night so I landed on a rock,without a light to show me danger I was scared of everything then I heard a "Pat Pat Pat Pat" and I was so scared I looked in the direction of the noise and slapped it,when I did,I heard the dimorph noise and screamed as I flew as fast as my birds wings would take us(we survived)
2 i was riding my trex,and it was day so I was tired of walking and sprinted and y'know when u cant see anything in your path so u trample it half to death? I did it- I trampled a dimorph,luckily I stabbed him in the heart with my pike :'D (my trex and me survived)
I, the dimorphodon deputy, have been bent on defending and preserving these little bat bois. Archaeopteryx have been my sworn enemy ever since my first time with a bear in the redwoods. I swear to rise a swarm and storm, all who seek vengeance upon my reign you have been warned…
When you first join ark and you wanna tame this cutie untill
Me: awww so cute this will be my first dinosaur *walks up to it slowly*
Dimorph: OOGA BOOGA SICKA LACKA WAAAA *summons 50 more dimorphs*
Me* walking away slowly*
All 50 dimorphs: !
Me: *takes one step*
Server: you have died to dimorphs