Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to tame a dilo number one punch it until it is knocked out. Number two violate some dodos so you can get some meat number three. Feed the meat to the dilophosaurus when they're knocked out number four. Once you have enough of for being tamed, you can literally violate any dinosaur number five. If you have enough of these, you can take over the world
😂😂😂😂THESE GUYS ARE SO TOUGH USE ATLEAAAST 2000 and a trap (darts if your lucky it will knock ‘em out) if your not and you run out of darts RUN FOR YOUR LIFE they will break teak and anything else in one hit they will teleport in front of you if you start running and it’s agreed on you. Tip: because dills are sooo strong against tek use about 25 tames to sacrifice because they do 4K dmg per hit. 1 if this was funny! ( run dilo will haunt you) 😊😊😂😂
I have basically a Dilo egg farm. I have way too many dilos but it’s fine. They produce eggs likes there’s no tomorrow lol. Fertilized ones, Normal ones, poop all the time, I could go on but I won’t because I don’t want this to be insanely long. I don’t really bring my dilos out of the base because I don’t want them to be killed but they would make amazing bodyguards if I actually brought them outside.