Noob: I got this ark the animated series skin for raptors, I wonder if it will fit on my dilo...

Dilo: No

Noob: Wahh I don't wanna tame a raptor

First playing ARK:

"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:

"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"

*Rex murders it and it's family*

Could these things ACTUALLY spit poison in real life???

Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

THE HECK!!!!! DILOS DONT SPIT POISON THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A REALISTIC GAME!!!! THEY GOT THE POISON OUT OF THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIE LIKE BRUH!!!

UPD00T SO ARK CAN SEE THIS AND IMMEDIATELY FIX IT

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me