Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

You start up the game the dilos it’s human season

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

So I hosted a private for me and my friends and while I was getting the right setting I decided it would be funny to set the max level for wild creatures to 650. When I started me and two of my friends who just so happened to join the moment I started it. We saw a level 125 parasour right away; than a level 85 PT. But the king of them all was a level 135 dilo; he ruled with an iron fist and killed like ten times each until we killed him.- Allen

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.