Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was wandering around and saw a raptor.. it was lvl 70 so I pulled out my Bola and Trang arrows.. it was in the swamp and I was in the forest.. I luried it away and a diloph was in front of me so I turned and ran another way straight into a theri.. I jumped off a cliff I to da water and swam under da see to meat the horror version of dory... a pack of them.. they chomped my toes and sucked all the boogers out of my nose.. mean while a diloph was swimming towards me.. I got to land and I was Injured... I vouldnt run and the diloph got to shore.. he killed Me by spitting his liquids... at me and then pooped on my face.. I got back to my corpse and it looked like my head was replaced with doodoo
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
Go to Jurassic park they saidβ¦ steal some Dino embryos they saidβ¦ itβll be fun they saidβ¦
Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
I have an army of these things.
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Iβm fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasnβt a cute baby raptor...
Me: *spawns*
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: itβs hunting season Bois.