Starting the first ark: what the?! Dilo? Oh no run! Those things are poison raptors😱

Today: what's a dilo doing here? You know I'm your predator. Now let me take your meat!

The first time I played ark I remember vividly. I spawned on a beach in the west on the island. When this bro greeted me to the world with a big mouth fart of venom. The good old days 🤔.

When i had a orange dilo someone walked up to me and asked me what are the animals you tamed and i pulled my orange dilo and said “This Is My Orange Chicken”

I’m a noob .... saw a Dili and thought they where awesome ... I was wrong it was sooooo powerful 29 levels later and have just tamed my faith Dilo hunted a baronx and decided to look in my dilos inventory .......

it still had all my stuff😂

Oh god.. they are everywhere.. The looks on their frilled faces as they aggro and start eating the dodos i tried to tame, TIME TO BEAT IT UP AND HAVE IT AS A PET 😚🤪

We look at these dildos and think they are pests and worthless beings and dodos look at them like they are terrorists

New Player: “A worthy opponent!”

End-game player: *scoffs* “cockroach”

These are the toxic friends of the friend group, they LITERALLY SPIT POISON

R.I.P. Dennis

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Had a lvl 42, she was female and quite the op. I was forced to hide on a rock out of fear of a sarco. I was honestly tired of it so I whistled for her to take care of praying that she would. Let’s just say that sarco’s wig was snatched unfortunately she was later killed by trikes who didn’t understand the meaning of personal space. May Jade forever R.I.P.😇😇😭😭😔😔

Noobs: noooo you cant just tame a whole army for them all to kill therizinosaurs

Me who has no other purpose for them: haha dilo go brrrrrr

Who didn’t take an army of these and told them to eat a dodo

This dude literally attacked a Cnidaria

Got about 23 of them.. they still can’t kill the dodos :,( r.i.p my venomous pancakes

R.I.P Dennis the mutated dilo he will be missed

On my first time playing Ark, I got ambushed by a dilo. After spinning for too long, I finally kill him. At that moment, I learned that dilos are pack hunters. As you imagine, I respawned shortly after.

The more you know.

If we have learned anything from Jurassic Park it is to not ride your tek atv with dino eggs. Unless of course, you like getting spat in the face with acid and eaten alive.

Never get in a Jeep with one of these. Fat boys learn that the hard way

I have 13 an they are very good guard animals

he protecc

he attacc

But most importantly

U can't ride on it's back