If we have learned anything from Jurassic Park it is to not ride your tek atv with dino eggs. Unless of course, you like getting spat in the face with acid and eaten alive.
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)
I tamed five then they die by the fish 😂
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
The things are the poorman's raptor i have 3 dilos called dilly maxy and devon so far they killed 5 big turtles and 2 crocs and i aint lyin'
My brother is all HOw D0 I Tam3 thInG 3 SECONDS later there’s a red right in front of him.This the perfect adjective for dilos the lord of bad luck