The most dangerous thing to a pro: bosses the most dangerous to a noob: a dilophosaur

#Dennis Nedry.... A minute later I was the victim that time.

It can spit so I named him spittersaurus

That one moment you just start and you think a dilo is a rock

Dilo: DIEEE

Me (again):runs 20 miles away and a huge Alligator kills me

It's sad when they die and that makes me mad and I take my machete out .

I tame it, but then when I get a drink, it traps me in a corner

i was next to a spin-off when i think he whet for me it was a turtle

A dillo sadly buddies somehow and I happy

Makes a good looking character yet the Dilos spit on me and attack. Even when I’m better looking in game, nobody wants me lol

Dilo mega packs op updoot so bobs know this

The best part? You can mistake a pegomastax for one of these! Walk right by it, and that "dilo" will take your rifle!

So I took a pack of these when I went to get some more meat and I ran into some raptors, let’s just say they didn’t feel so good.

What’s your f### back or you die by Dilo or f### T-Rex

Dilo:do u know the way

Me:no

Dilo:let the spittening begin

There comes a point where you just stop taming them and give them a taste of their own medicine

I guess this story is kinda funny,I’m level 7 by the way!so I was away from my base with a level 3 Dilo. I’m just gonna make this short, when I suddenly got attacked I turned around and saw a sacora, I think that’s what there called i don’t know but anyway I ran but my Dilo attacked the sacora was level 15! I looked back and saw the sacora dead and my dilo Alive! He then killed anther dilo a few seconds later! then my dilo got the nickname monster anyway this is why I love dills there great starters and they help you threw out the game

I had one of these in my house.

What happened next:

GTFO U LITTLE A$S

Honestly, they’re just big chickens. They can’t fly, aren’t normally alone and you can knock one out VERY easily.

TAME THEM ALL!!!! they are really useful in last minute death encounters.

I was out with a stroll with my kid, Jimmy, and my wife, Karen, when all of a sudden I got spit in the eyes by something... IT'S WAS A DILO! When I could see again Jimmy and Karen was gone! Then it ate me, the end.