Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-22T07:27:23+00:00

They spit pan vilaas pan massala

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-24T18:24:23+00:00

This Dilophosaur be like

Arggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

His mouth. Look at his mouth boi

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-24T18:23:19+00:00

Me: Yo you got massive ears fella!

Dilo: I heard that!

*You were killed by a Dilophosaur Level 20*

Ps this is the same person who created the Dumbo one of the same dino.

~spud🐉

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-12T19:36:23+00:00

When I was getting a place to camp with my fellow dodo army’s BOOM we been ambushed! An army of dilos was spitting at us! Until an dodo called back up! A carno lvl 14 and a terror bird level 12 attacked! Raptors came out of no where and killed the dilos (dilos are annoying)

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-23T19:06:45+00:00

Dilo be like clown gremlin off of dark deception

They be like wasuuuuuup

Note clown grems have an animation where they do peekaboo

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-04T09:28:31+00:00

These are excellent painters. Their only flaw is that they only produce sticky dark green paint. Maybe if you fed it coloured dye they would produce different colours 🤔

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-28T17:15:20+00:00

Me:starts new world

Also me:tames dilo as first defense

Me 2 sec later:SPIT TURRET!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-09-14T12:06:17+00:00

I beat a dilo to a pulp before taming it

While it was eating the meat a raptor killed me

;-;

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-14T23:52:21+00:00

Does leveling melee increase spit dig is so up please I'm not a very good player

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-13T03:22:35+00:00

Bro…I was just cruising around looking for anything Intresting, then I see a dilo with almost 1000 hp, not alpha or anything just dilo. Just wanted to share this to the public, maybe this happens to some other people?

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-16T12:00:39+00:00

Could these things ACTUALLY spit poison in real life???

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-09T16:34:09+00:00

I Soloed The FLIPING BROODMOTHER WITH 1 FINE HERES MORE WORDS DODODEX

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-13T01:33:01+00:00

Island spawn

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not even a Dodo:

Dilophosaur: So, you want to die?

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-08T20:19:45+00:00

Don't run ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-20T00:49:00+00:00

I don’t know why every noobs freaking out about dilos, tamed mine 4th try cuz I started out no idea how to tame. LOL

Why are you still here?

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-06T00:56:33+00:00

So I tamed like 8 of them and killed a trike in 2 seconds

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-05T23:46:28+00:00

did you know the nerdy glasses found inside these guys are actually a reference to Jurassic Park, it’s Dennis Nedry’s glasses (aka the fat guy that died in the jeep with the dilo)

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-07T12:24:49+00:00

Me:dilos are the best for me

People who think there 1 of the worst dinos:no they aren’t a diplo can ez kill them

Me:GOOO ARMY OF DILOS GET DAT DIPLO(lol my army was high lvl)

People who think there bad:😳😶😶😶

Me:well done dilos u have made your owner happy now....

Oofs the people say it dilos were bad with my dilos***

(I only have the dilos when this happened)

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-05T21:45:34+00:00

1: punch the crap out of it or other knockouts 2: shove 3 pieces of meat in its a$$ 3: repeat

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-09-14T03:14:19+00:00

So I told my dinos to attack trisaratops they were higher level then it one diddint make it but they tge trike