Do you wanna see the most illegal thing I own?

A dilophosaurus saddle.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

When you start ark:

AHH! DILOPHOSAUR! NOOOOOOOO *dies*

When ur Midgame:

Oh. A dilo. Free meat I guess. *kills dilo*

When ur endgame:

Dilo: *walks by*

Ur lvl 500 titan: LEMME DEAL WITH THIS FOR YA

Dilo: *dies*

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

One time I was playing ark as a new play when this fiend killed my dodo. Then it came for me. So I did ark tameing logic and I beat it with a stick and shoved food up its butt and now I have a dilo

Noobs: noooo you cant just tame a whole army for them all to kill therizinosaurs

Me who has no other purpose for them: haha dilo go brrrrrr

Noobs: noooo you cant just tame a whole army for them all to kill therizinosaurs

Me who has no other purpose for them: haha dilo go brrrrrr