First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)

When you first encounter one run just run those things almost killed me countless times

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

All da bobs/noobs: I spawned here, it MUST be the safest place!
Dilos: you have chosen death.
Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!
Raptors: you have chosen death
Noob: it’s cold here! At least no dinosaurs!
T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!
All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!

I keep thinking it says dildo instead of dilo

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about