is dinos are the dumst but cute I can’t get mine to get on my house or in my house it’s so annoying

Lol

First day: RUN! 76 days later: Attack my minions wah ha ha ha

I started an army of these things, it’s called breeding and it’s quickly getting out of hand, my friend joined my game and accidentally hit me and just by ‘coincidence’ and all of them started attacking. He died within a millisecond. It was terrifying, my dodos didn’t even have time to react, neither did any of my other Dino’s. He never joined my game again after that. If y’all don’t want annoying people in your world just do what happened here, except put your Dino’s on attacking YOUR target, then hit the person, boom problem solved they’ll never want to join again 😘✌️

Funny thing here when I was playing single ark mobile: so I was still early-game, right? Then I did the “hunt Dilo” pursuit, and. I finished it and got a ascendant bow.

Never died to a Dilo. Ever

Dilo 1: hurry up! We have to go!

Dilo 2: hold on! I’m doing something!

Dilo 1: fine I’ll give you 2 minutes! Ok?

Dilo 2: give me more! This’ll take a lot longer then you think!

Dilo 1: just hurry up!

Dilo 3: what’s going on here?

Dilo 2: just give me a dilomint! (Minute and dilo mixed) (laughs”)

Dilo 3: stop arguing you venomous raptors!

(Drum roll please..)

Dilo1 and 2: No! And give us a dilomint!

Hoped you liked it! And if your wondering what was the funny part (tried thinking hard for this so if it’s not funny, pretend it is please.) is, dilomint.

-SpecialRaptor

Me: feeds dilo.

Dilo: gets up.

Me: aw poop

Dilo: I KILL YOU!!!!!

One time my cousin was killed by a level 3 dilo and and a bug level 4 maid you she was level 16 😐

When I came for meat

Dilo: IMA EAT U BOI

Me: bruh

Rex: ooh look it’s miniature raptor yum

Dilo: OH CRAP AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

Me: lol cya later heh heh 😈

Rex: you are my dessert yum

Me: follow me *walks in water and swims to megs* EAT THIS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rex: AHHHHHHHHHH

Rex has left the game

Dilo has left the game

*me*

Joins the game

LOL

So my mom and me have A ARMY OF 'EM AND THEY ARE ON WANDER AND ON AGGRO!😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was gathering wood for my base when out of nowhere i got blinded then turned around and walled straight and i was swinging my sword around then i wallked off a cliff and died.and i got my stuff but then it spat on me for behind me and a rapter came out of nowhere and jump on me and killed me.

What happens when baby raptors evolve??? Dilophasour bum bum bummmmmmm

When you get to high level they equal a pigeon pooping on your porch.

(everyone) rip all of the noobs

(Me who's a noob and has no problems with them) *confused*

When your fighting em with a tamed Dino at the end of their name put level 1000 in their name so they do max damage.

I commented legit about just a minute ago, and i forgot to say/ask this: How do you hatch dinos using eggs, or can you not? 🤔. Also I need tips, if any of you guys can maybe write down a tip or two explaining the game for me, cuz I’m a noob.. 😃

First tame 10 pegomastax then tame 10 dilo then tame 10 compy than tame 5 dodo and 5 raptor BOOM !!! u got a very stronk army of small dino that will destroy everything Dilo to slow target compy to meme the target dodo to meme the target too and pegomastax to steal thier item until they got stolen the last skin cell left also meme them too and the raptor to stun them to help all ur dino to meme the target !!! you can buy the primal pass and u get 20 more tame thats mean you can also tame kaprosuchus to meme and broke target armor after they escaped the raptor stun remember to tame beelzebufo to make them unconcious and use titanosaur that the last to smash them and use old smelly fish to finish and meme them off !!! extremely funny i tried it on official server the whole server laughed so hard cause i use it on an bob and i use admin console to make them all melee damage to 0% so the bob took 15 mins to get out lol

You wake up on a island whith big dreams then a Dilo comes by and kills you less then five minutes since you woke up

I told my friend who was a noob me: hey hey go open your envintory on the beach friend: ok (opens envetory) what’s that aaaaasaahaahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns aaaaasahhhhhhhhhh me:hehe clasic

If u want to tame these demons bola them and punch them till they are unconscious then.... DROWN THEM IN THEIR BRETHREN’S FLESH!! Then kill a Carmo with it ... YAY

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