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Nov 19, 2020
My sister first tame was dilo... Then she tried to tame a bronto.
Me: boi that a bronto.
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21 hours ago
I don’t know why every noobs freaking out about dilos, tamed mine 4th try cuz I started out no idea how to tame. LOL
Why are you still here?
Jul 25, 2017
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
Oct 14, 2020
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐
3 days ago
God these little shits can kill a new player and their dodo pets in an instant,how do I know that?Well I was that new player with that dodo pet.
Feb 23, 2017
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Apr 14, 2020
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
Dec 18, 2020
Me: Man, I need exp!
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about
Jan 15, 2020
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Dec 18, 2020
Thousands of noobs are DYING 1 like = one ultra noob saved
6 days ago
Me as a new nooby player: I need to get some stuff raptor maby sees dilo perfect forgets the spit poison.
The dilo: well... hello there... let's get at boys
My screen: now where to respawn
Me: respawn right next to same pack of silos
Oops my heart went oh no oh no oh no no no no no.
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