I don’t know why every noobs freaking out about dilos, tamed mine 4th try cuz I started out no idea how to tame. LOL
































Why are you still here?

First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

God these little shits can kill a new player and their dodo pets in an instant,how do I know that?Well I was that new player with that dodo pet.

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Thousands of noobs are DYING 1 like = one ultra noob saved

Me as a new nooby player: I need to get some stuff raptor maby sees dilo perfect forgets the spit poison.

The dilo: well... hello there... let's get at boys

My screen: now where to respawn

Me: respawn right next to same pack of silos

Oops my heart went oh no oh no oh no no no no no.