I named mine poopus because it kept pooping all over the place. He would always be standing on rock

My little guard dogs for when things get crazy

OP creature inside the jeep so lock the doors of your vehicle!

POV me making an army baby dilos 🫠😳

Me: (minding my own business) dilo be like hello there (kills my dodo for me) your next me:oh sh** here we go again aaaaaaaaa dilo:why are you running. But my otter died from the dilo so 1👍=1 prayer for my otter

If you wanted to tame one of these, here are some tips number one, punch it and do the Mike Tyson special until it is knocked out. Number two feed these things meat these things love meat number three once it's tamed, you can literally destroy any dinosaur with this and step four. If you have enough of these, you can take over the world. Have fun!

I’m still not very good at the game and just started but I tamed a dilo and we went on an adventure I made it a lil ways from my base when I saw a turtle and I wanted to fight it long story short it kissed my dilo good bye and knocked me out and ate my face off

He eats your dodos, rats, fish, you, your babys, your friends

This is what normally happens when me and my pet crew are walking by the beach (my pets in my pet crew are:a badass dilo, 2 lvl 20 dodos and a badass parasaur) when a sarco comes in our path:

Me:uh oh

The Dodo’s:Your adopted by hell

The Dilo:DINNER TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYY

The Parasaur:Tintoberrys are red,Narcoberrys are blue,We are coming for you.

Sarco:WHERE IS MY MOMMY?….

If u have a dilo, get a jerboa and paint it blue, and u got Dilo and Stitch

Mine is…….. different. He got stuck in between a spike wall and a storage box😅

got one called spicy hes a male and he followed me over two islands damn thing was determined to kill me until i accidentally shot it with a arrow and it immediately fell unconscious.....hes my most beautiful and deadly boy

Me: umm, nice little pet you got here ARK, real scary- (spits poison at me) OK!! IT ACTUALLY IS REAL SCARY!!!!!

This freaking little demon soooo let’s call hmmmm th Dino who ruined my very organized Dino section and I have to start all over again ughhhggggggggg

I saw a dilo kill a parasaur. Well, either the parasaur or the dilo was cursed, because the dead parasaur started twitching and jiggling around the beach. Me and my friends laughed, and I killed the dilo

Tame it and name it Karen no one will mess with you cuz it toxic 🙀😸😼

Noob: oh my god a dilo!!!! (Runs away in horror)

Dilo: what’s his problem?

Pro:hi dilos (punches it once and kills it)

Ten weeks later...

Noob: I’m level ten! No dilo can touch me now!

Pro: but I can. (Kills noob)

Dilos seeing noobs be like:

It's high noon........🤠

I was near the swamp, up on a cliff taunting the sarcos and kapros. One of these guys attacks me from behind and pushes me off the cliff down to the crocs below.

We are not calling it magical death spit