when you are noob in ark omg a dilo 😥

when you are pro hahahahaha dilo you are tring to killing me you can not kill me hahahahaha

My lvl3 toxic waste (dilo) and me just killed a trike and a diplo with just a bow

Me: wüT r ū?

Dilo: just come a little closer...

All noobs: runs towards dilo*

Dilo: killes w/ magical death spit*

I have Three and it took me about 25 minutes to find my two male Dilos😂😂😂

I’m on mobile and the Dilos can’t hit me with their spit anymore

https://youtu.be/YbDm9oednyw

Always use a turtle to do your dirty work and have three spears

When he spat that made me feel

✨ u n c o m f o t a b l e ✨ and ✨ w i e r e d✨

Love him or hate him he spittin’

*Start new server and cant find food and starving

Me: if you see any dino kill it for food

Friend: Arrrrhhhhh!!! Run

We both run

Me: what was it?

Friend: the one that spits at you from Jurasic park

Me: there easy just avoid the spit

Friend and me them both starve do death

Early game: *Kills Beach Bob*

Early-Mid game: “Oh hey lets tame the Dilo!” *Dilo ends up getting no taming effectiveness*

Mid game: “Ok I guess we could kill the Dilo for making saddle.”

Mid-End game: *Kills your best Giga and Argy set on passive* “NOOO!!!!” *Flings Dilo’s corpse one hundred miles into the air*

End game: *Slaughtered by turrets and Rexes and Theris and whatever crap there is*

If you have one, tame a ferox, paint it blue, and you got Dilo and Stitch

I tamed 29 Dilophosaurus now where is my trophy

They are so weak but my first carnivore and when I first got him I was very exited test its power and it died when I targeted a litrel carbonyms

Is it just me or is dragging around a dilos corpse really fun?

I have a dill named sqibiles and it died to a alfa dodo 🐣 so I jumped off a cliff

Apparently 39 max level dilos can kill the dragon with the yuty buff

There so annoying they sneak up behind me every time I'm on low health and then oof

When I get ascended and start making mods imma make a tlc for dilophasaurus - they will be carno sized, have a fear roar and multiple types of venom to give different effects along with a cosmetic/ statue for decoration of a Jurassic park car in a ditch

-Ira's Aquatics

Get 20 and all lvl 40 and done game finished

Diliphidore: I can wipe the floor with all of you. servrer: giga joined the chat giga: where did my cousin go