OP creature inside the jeep so lock the doors of your vehicle!

My little guard dogs for when things get crazy

Me: (minding my own business) dilo be like hello there (kills my dodo for me) your next me:oh sh** here we go again aaaaaaaaa dilo:why are you running. But my otter died from the dilo so 1👍=1 prayer for my otter

I’m still not very good at the game and just started but I tamed a dilo and we went on an adventure I made it a lil ways from my base when I saw a turtle and I wanted to fight it long story short it kissed my dilo good bye and knocked me out and ate my face off

He eats your dodos, rats, fish, you, your babys, your friends

This is what normally happens when me and my pet crew are walking by the beach (my pets in my pet crew are:a badass dilo, 2 lvl 20 dodos and a badass parasaur) when a sarco comes in our path:

Me:uh oh

The Dodo’s:Your adopted by hell

The Dilo:DINNER TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYY

The Parasaur:Tintoberrys are red,Narcoberrys are blue,We are coming for you.

Sarco:WHERE IS MY MOMMY?….

If u have a dilo, get a jerboa and paint it blue, and u got Dilo and Stitch

Mine is…….. different. He got stuck in between a spike wall and a storage box😅

Noob: oh my god a dilo!!!! (Runs away in horror)

Dilo: what’s his problem?

Pro:hi dilos (punches it once and kills it)

Ten weeks later...

Noob: I’m level ten! No dilo can touch me now!

Pro: but I can. (Kills noob)

POV me making an army baby dilos 🫠😳

Tame it and name it Karen no one will mess with you cuz it toxic 🙀😸😼

I was near the swamp, up on a cliff taunting the sarcos and kapros. One of these guys attacks me from behind and pushes me off the cliff down to the crocs below.

I saw a dilo kill a parasaur. Well, either the parasaur or the dilo was cursed, because the dead parasaur started twitching and jiggling around the beach. Me and my friends laughed, and I killed the dilo

Dilos seeing noobs be like:

It's high noon........🤠

I have a army of these but...I'm not even a noob im pretty much a pro. So...why dilos? Because their friggin strong when you only level up melee and health and movement speed.*movement speed Is for quicker attacking.

We are not calling it magical death spit

I was just trying to tame a dino, I died and so did my 3 dilophasaurs. Rip: Dilophasaurs

I remember when I first started playing I had to kill them because I did not have enough raw meat to tame now every time I see them I tranq them and then tame them i have fifteen 150s

What ever you do DONT call one of your dilo a name they always die when you least expect it, I found that the hard way (many dilosaurus dead because of a trike, raptor or worse)

When I get ascended and start making mods imma make a tlc for dilophasaurus - they will be carno sized, have a fear roar and multiple types of venom to give different effects along with a cosmetic/ statue for decoration of a Jurassic park car in a ditch

-Ira's Aquatics