My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
This dude literally attacked a Cnidaria
What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???
Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin
I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...