First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

The killer of all Noobs , I had a thatch base when I was a noob , I saw this guy running at meh base after I was coming back from dodo taming, don't hate lol. I ran and my base was destroyed. :0 one up.vote is one flower for my poor little soul

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Taming effectiveness exists-
Dilos -“Yaaaa I don’t think so”

"I will look for what you're taming, I will find it, and I will spit on it and eat it."
-Every dilo on the island

This dino's favorite game is whack-a-noob

Not live in packs???? I was injured and was invaded by a pack of ten of these guys once, but killed them easily

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin