First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

I was taming a level 80 Direbear. I leave it for a while, and suddenly the Direbear was killed by 3 of these shits. I'll never forgive them.

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...