Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
My sister thinks sheβs so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
I keep thinking it says dildo instead of dilo
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
All da bobs/noobs: I spawned here, it MUST be the safest place!
Dilos: you have chosen death.
Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!
Raptors: you have chosen death
Noob: itβs cold here! At least no dinosaurs!
T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!
All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!
Dilos: you have chosen death.
Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!
Raptors: you have chosen death
Noob: itβs cold here! At least no dinosaurs!
T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!
All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:Whatβs with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what youβre talking about
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:Whatβs with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what youβre talking about
Diliphidore: I can wipe the floor with all of you. servrer: giga joined the chat giga: where did my cousin go