Ark just be making swamp a florida

How is chilling around with my pink purple and black Megatherium and this thing pulled up and was like oh you think you can relax I’m gonna truck you up. then I tamed it because it was a level 150 and it was green and black. I don’t know why though it was hilarious. What do you think?

Guys I think john wick just got a new pet lizard

Everybody: These things are SUPER strong guys, STAY AWAY!

Me: Dang a frog killed the big croc…

My friend tamed armies of dees big boyz and destroyed me in ark pvp rip raptor legion

I'm not getting near this thing you passive tame it I have a will to live (I've heard of Florida)

Looks like sarco ate a little too much pork tonight

🎶Crocodile Hunter, big Steve Irwin.

Crocodile Hunter, action man!!🎶

Nice friendly animal, got killed 30 seconds after I spowned 👍

If you see it turn your way RUN

Yoo you got the Hunchback of Notre Swamp over here

So he’s finally back performing for you, if you know your place you can join him too, put your klaws together for a villain most krool, Cause this time he’s here to Rool.

Someone: “I bet my Sarco could 1-shot this thing!”

Also that someone: “ Okay Where you at, bastard that killed my frog army?!?,”

That someone again while on said Sarco that could 1 shot : Oh there ya are, Me and Bob here says ONLY TAMED SWAMP PUPPIES ALLOWED IN THESE PARTS,

That someone and Bob the sarco whilst the Deinosuchus tears them apart: OH SHOOT-

Your Bob (Sarco) ( lvl 457 )! died to a Deinosuchus (lvl 105)!

Kapro: im the strongest crocodile!

Sarco: No, I am!

Deino: Oooh a sarco and kapro for dinner! Saves me life!

Sarco: Your going down!!

Deinosuchus: I am just a better you! Come with me, And be the strongest with me!

Sarco: Im the best dinosaur crocodile eve-

Deinosuchus: Hi sarco you make a great dinner!

Sarco: WHYYYY-

Deinosuchus: Your just a temu me wannabe

Sarco is now in a deinosuchus beer belly

Average Florida Aligator LMFAO!! 🤣

I Think they‘re kind of sweet TBH

they can very much fit through gateways

Bob went on a walk on the beach

For a little dodo he about reached

But then something lunged out of the water

And bob heard it say…

Surprise mother f***er

First time I seen one of these I thought, hmm the sarco must be bigger now in ASA. Then a sarco walked around a corner…